This encounter made my month and so I had to share...I was at a university south of Chicago today for an opera performance. The musical experience was less than desirable and far from good so I stepped out for a few cigarillos at dinner break. As I don't often do this I was not supplied with a lighter so I bummed off of a girl outside. Lighter girls' Mom arrived to pick her up so her companion and myself were left to make small talk. What do you do? Where do you work? Well, after a few cigarillos, my companion went to leave, asked for my number and when I said 'I don't think so' said, 'well, I am Thor the god of thunder and lightening - should you care to stop by Starbucks on X & Y streets to say hi.'
Errr. OK.
Really?
Thor? The god of thunder and lightning?
It.
made.
my.
MONTH!!!!
8 comments:
wow. HAHAHA! bizarro. i hope you laughed out loud!
on second thought, somebody should tell that Starbucks on X&Y that Thor works there. but maybe they already know that.
bizarro is exactly the word for it. a person couldn't make that up. clearly you made the right choice on many levels. sounds like this fella either takes himself way too seriously or not seriously enough. sounds like the former to me. but then, it must be hard being a god...
This one time, while he was winning total domination of the galactic universe on his PS3, in his friend's parents' basement, while still during high-school... The two friends thought that was a funny come-back if their advances were ever to be turned-down one day in a bar, while in college. He practiced it in the mirror in his bedroom for the next week while pretending to hold a pen as a cigaret. Yesterday, it all came flooding back to him with your unknowing reply of "I don't think so".
You ladies crack me up!
hahaha! that's a good one, alicia!
how do you know it wasn't the real thor? just a thought.
The real Thor in bodily form come down to earth to bless us with his presence...at Starbucks.
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