I know I'm not the only one out there who has been embarrassed by your child making regretful remarks in public. Please post! I want to know, laugh and commiserate.
Here are mine (or at least two I can recall at the moment):
1. Standing in line at Chipotle. I'm holding Linus. Referring to the large man about 6 inches behind me he says (loudly): "Mom, that man has a really, really big tummy."
2. Getting into an elevator at the doctor's office and witnessing a rather large WOMAN step off as the doors open Linus says (again, loudly): "Mommy, that MAN is really big!"