Thursday, June 30, 2005

real clean



today cheryl and i packed up the kids and went to this cool water park. so, they have these sprays of water that come out of an elephant trunk or dump from buckets overhead OR that come out of holes in the ground at sporadic moments. so, cheryl and i are wandering around with our kids and cheryl decides to stand near this drain in the ground so she won't get too wet. then a blast of water got ole cheryl in the hiney. it wasn't a drain!

since you've been gone



since these two can't be with us tomorrow evening at the rococo, here's a little tribute. here's anne marie while she was visiting omaha for 5 minutes. and kate, happy as a lark, after finishing 3rd year and on her way to montana (she left annabelle with me).

cartwheels on a gravel road. (OUCH!)

cass the lass


behold: cassie. she said: caron, meet jason. jason, meet caron. that's her english man, mark. they stopped by yesterday and played with us a little. too bad they're so far away. mark likes video games, too.

THE PICTURE POSTING WORKED, USING FIREFOX SERVER. GET IT AT MOZILLA.ORG. THANKS AM.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

as a (far in the future) chaser for the lucinda show...


Billy Collins
Friday, April 28, 2006
7:30 p.m.
Holland Center Concert Hall

i drink alone and like it

kate-

this is the site for the coffeeshop in buena vista. happy rafting!

http://www.bongobillys.com/

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

ah, sweet pictures


friends-
we can now post pictures with little trouble. using the handy, 'ere so dandy little picture icon next to spell checker, let your posting fun begin.

ja took me on a hot date tonight and i had some wine and now i've got the hiccups and i feel like such a cliche. [roll your eyes]. and, really, the date was only for an hour because we were afraid our kid would be screaming her head off at linus' house. so now the hot date is concluding: jason playing video games and i'm trying to find some books on half.com. but, kids, the magic is still there! here come the seinfeld DVDs.

LOOK, it's daphne's old boyfriend, dom deluise!

Friday, June 24, 2005

ernest


while ya’ll are away:

i was reading “a moveable feast” by hemingway this morning (before sunrise even) and got to this passage just as the birds started chirping and the sky was getting paler. you girls are as good as spring itself:

“when spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. the only thing that could spoil a day was people and if you could keep from making engagements, each day had no limits. people were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.”

we need a corkscrew and a few glasses on a warm evening, together again. darby leaves soon. daphne leaves after that. kate is shrouded by the medical world (reminds me of that gopher game at chuck e. cheese...you know, you bop the little gophers when they pop up...no bopping kate, though). ooh ooh, what about this: an early departure to lincoln on july 1st for the lucinda williams show? we could find a place good for loitering. and REALLY toast daphne’s new love. and REALLY toast the days ahead for darby. and ali’s grad-school entrance. and, of course, to lucinda’s mostly profound music. (except that terrible line: “i’ve got something good for you to eat.”)

and wherever you are, pray to god for anne marie. my mom ran into her pops at some church thing. said her place in germany got robbed. no es bueno. pero nuestro dios puede ayudarla.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

grosser than gross

so i went in for a checkup yesterday. one tip i got:

if you use vaseline for lubricant, your vagina will turn to leather.

try and beat that one!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

while we're telling home made jokes...

this one comes from my old college roommate, emily.



did you know lil' kim is native american? yeah. she's a rappa ho.




that kills me. i love it. and she made it up herself. man. you can't beat that.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

pole dancing 101

i saw this oprah segment yesterday and i was personally *revolted. it was a fifteen minute follow up on this new fitness class you can take called "pole dancing 101". you can unleash your sexuality by learning all of these really *raunchy moves. this one woman was so excited because she had mastered the flip-upside-down-and-move-all-crazy-like-as-you-slide-down-the-pole trick.

*these are my personal views. if you are in a pole dancing 101 class and are afraid to admit it, then you better go to confrontation 101 class. it's good to disagree. but stripper sensuality? why not be original.